Creative-Type Person
Reader of Sure, I'll Join Your Cult
Rider of 1720 Miles to Nowhere
Watcher of Our Flag Means Death
Father of 2, Husband of 1
Runner of 1856 Miles in Circles
Aspiring World Record Holder
Look. I'm tired. I've been professionally making things for screens for 18 years. Unprofessionally—even longer. Regardless, those 18 years have been...exhausting.
So when I set out to actually build the 3rd version of my "personal" website (after countless others that never made it past a single artboard in Adobe Illustrator), I wanted to do it my way. No unnecessary JavaScript framework that I'll pour hours into learning, only to be obsolete in 5 years. No bloated, dumbed-down content management system. No bullshit marketing jargon that no one but me understands. None of this bullshit. And for the love of God, no content that fades in and animates slightly upward as you scroll.
Just a few stats about me, a soothing timelapse video I took of a particularly stormy afternoon here in beautiful Portland, Oregon and that's it. Contact info? *shrug*. Like I said...tired.
In the immortal words of my grandmother when she was done talking on the phone and wanted to hang up,